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Post by Siri Tachi on Aug 22, 2007 14:48:10 GMT -5
*falls on floor laughing* Great job!! ;D
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Post by jedigirl on Aug 22, 2007 16:41:37 GMT -5
Thanx! Thanx very much!
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Post by Phoenix on Aug 22, 2007 17:58:52 GMT -5
XD! Nice, Jedigirl! ;D
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Post by jedigirl on Aug 23, 2007 12:19:02 GMT -5
HK: Annoyed Statement: I haven't gone so long without blasting someone to smithereens! Revan: Well, that's going to have to wait, because I'm to busy with the new daycare system Malak set up for the employees kids. HK: Mishcevious Statement: How about you take the day off, master? Revan: Oh, would you take over? Thank you so much! As much as I love the little dears, I must have a day off! HK: Mishcevious Statement: Don't worry, I'll take care of them! *Revan walks off* Employee: I promise to pick you up at the end of the day, okay? Now you'll have a great time! Go. *Pushes his nervous kid over to HK and leaves* *While Revan is putting on his swim trunks to go swimming, he hears blaster shots and screams-coming from the daycare! Revan then runs over there* HK: Happy Statement: Hello, Master! I've finally killed some people! And blood... blood all over the walls! It satisfies the craving in me! Revan: No! I loved the little dears! *Bastila and Malak walk by, trailed by Carth* Malak: Would you like some teacakes, shnookums? Bastila: You bet I would, Handsome! Carth: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOVE, BASTILA! *whispers* Atleast not brainless idiots like this one... Bastila: Oh, you're just jealous because you're not half as gorgeous as he is! Carth: Ha! He doesn't have my great goatee! Come to think of it, he CAN'T have a goatee! *Malak, Carth, and Bastila disappear around the corner* Malak: (In the distance) MOM! IS IT OKAY IF ME AND BASTILA GET MARRIED? Mom: YES! Revan: WHAT? Malak can't LOVE! I want the jedi Bastila DEAD! HK: Happy Statement: Did I hear you say the word dead, Master? Revan: You sure did! NOW GO!
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Post by Siri Tachi on Aug 30, 2007 16:41:58 GMT -5
That was really great, Jedi Girl!
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Post by revan123 on Sept 18, 2007 20:16:21 GMT -5
*There was a problem because HK only heard the word dead so he was blasting random soldiers down the halls* *HK then walks in on Bastila and Malak making out again* Malak:HK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU WALK IN ON US AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!!!!! COULDN'T YOU SEE WE WERE MAKING OUT HERE!!!!!!! HK:Angry Statement:She's MINE malak, get your filthy hands off of her!!!!!! Malak:HK!...Oh look it's the ice cream speeder!!!!! HK:hehehehe... *As Malak went off to get his ice cream cone HK ran past him and turned a corner and then Malak heard blaster shots around the corner* Malak:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HK!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED THE ICE CREAM MAN!!!!!!!!!!! HK:Happy Statement:I just thought it would be a fun way to take your mind off of Bastila for a while so that I could have a chance at Bastila! *Bastila then rushes around the corner and sees HK and Malak arguing about the dead ice cream man* Bastila HK!Did you kill the ice cream man?! HK:Mischievous Statement:Maybye Malak:Iknow he did! I heard him! I heard blaster fire! Bastila:HK!You...! Malak:I...*sob* didn't get...*sob* my cookies...*sob*'n cream...*sob* *Malak then runs off to cry in his hot pink room ........Bastila then runs after Malak to his room**HK now having a good feeling that he had killed some people to make Malak feel bad he headed off to his head quarters*
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Post by Siri Tachi on Oct 20, 2007 19:09:28 GMT -5
lol Great! ;D
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Post by Ambika on Oct 21, 2007 15:52:04 GMT -5
HK-47 : "Proposition : Imagine all the people, living in harmony."
Sion : *bounce bounce bounce* OMG OMG N'SYNC EEEEEEEE!
HK: "Inquiry: Is killing those innocent people really necessary, Master?"
Selkath: "Things are pretty lax here on Manaan: too much paperwork otherwise."
HK: "Sheepish admission: When I kill enough people within a certain timeframe, I get a tingly feeling. Down there."
HK: "Master, I don't want to kill any meatbags right now, I'm watching sex and the city!"
Atton: "You know, Kreia really is kinda hot... what? What are you all staring at?"
Revan: "You're 'all ears', flyboy? *Grab* Oh, no, sugar, I'd say you are WAY more than that. Why don't you, me and the copilot go flying?"
Random Mandalorian: "For Manda- Oh (pottymouth) it! I'm off to the pub."
Guy in locker on Manaan: "I could go for some sushi right now..."
Ebon Hawk: "Sorry, I can't do that, Carth. Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...you make me half crazy all for the love of you..."
Jolee: "Yeah, the Sith make good sandwiches. But Jedi pasta, that's to die for."
GOTO: "Does my butt look big in this?"
Jolee: "Stop joking around, Revan, this destiny stuff is serious business."
XD
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Post by Siri Tachi on Oct 21, 2007 16:31:31 GMT -5
This is too good!!
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Post by Ambika on Oct 21, 2007 17:00:17 GMT -5
Dustil: ANYONE UP FOR SOME ANGYST MUFFINS!!! Jolee: May The Fart Be With You. Trask: Uhh. What was my line again? Oh yeah. For the Sith! No that's not right... Mandolore: For Mandolore! Oh, wait. That's me. For ME!!!! Kreia: Sion is the Dark Lord of Peace. Kriea: I need a hug! Hug me Atton! Atton: Sure thing, hottie babe! Exile: *Exile walks in* Atton you sleeper, you're cheating on me! *runs out crying* (Good Lord, don't know why this came to my head!) Jolee: There's no time for stories, we've got a Galaxy to save. Vandar: Try, go ahead, no one ever makes it on the first go. Kreia: I wonder what the rates for cosmetic surgery are these days? Carth: Actually, this jacket may be a tad too bright... Malak: I feel pretty... oh so pretty... *flails* Zez Kai-Ell: Who's motorcycle is this? Bao-Dur: Oh, look at these little pastel pink ribbons I got to tie on my horns! Atton, want to help me put them on in tight little bows? Atton: Do I!? Kreia: Peace out man. Canderous: Oh no! I ran out of hair product! Mical: %$*!!@#$^#%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (*snickers*) XD
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 21, 2007 17:04:38 GMT -5
Exile: ..It actually makes sense!
Sion: *Looks in a mirror, screams, then runs away.*
Kreia: *Silence*
Revan: *Just as a rocket is about to explode infront of her.* THERE'S A FRIGGEN SPOON!* (**Matrix parody...Don't even ask....xD)
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Post by Ambika on Oct 21, 2007 17:07:32 GMT -5
Hanharr: You are my prey woman, always...I must make you mine! Mira: Shut up and kiss me you hairy babbling fool!
Darth Bandon: Ok, your words mean something to me.
Atton: What's pazaak?
Gizka: *Play along your peek-a-boo game*
Mical: I have a dentist apointement. Sorry Exile.
Ajuunta: Hi! My name is Ajuunta Pall and i've been here for approximatly 20000 years. Want some riddles?
Jolee: *sitting in his Kashyyyk dwelling* Frack living in this hole. I want a five-bedroom apartment on Coruscant. With a plasma TV! And I really miss SWR on the holonet... (*snorts*)
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 21, 2007 17:13:15 GMT -5
*A Sith captain walks in just as Sion comes out of his meditation.*
Sith Captain: Lord Sion? I have orders from Lord Nihlilus to take your lightsaber as you no longer need it.
Sion: ....What?
Sith Captain: Lord Nilhilus has explained that you no longer need your lightsaber because you can scare Jedi to death with pure looks alone.
Sion: ......
*Snicker.* =3
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Post by Ambika on Oct 21, 2007 17:15:11 GMT -5
Jolee: Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait... uh, what was this about, anyway? *looks at Revan* What? I’ve got Alzheimer’s.
;D
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 21, 2007 17:20:18 GMT -5
Lmao. Nice Ambika. =3 ;D
Mical: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!SAVE US EXILE! SAVE US! *Fails about.* ....Oy vey..Did I just make Mical even more annoying than usual?!?! o___O;;
Edit: Here's another that just popped into my head:
Jolee: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to ear- Ah damn it. Bioware obviously got the script mixed up with Bungies Halo script. 'Cause I'm no Sergeant A Johnson! Bah. Kids these days...*Grumbles and walks off, throwing the script into the air.*
XD I'm sorry..I just had to do it...*Runs away.*
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